This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.
Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.
Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.
If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”
Good reason to have a cat :3
I’ve been told that I’m going to be fine
Ovarian cysts are a common problem among women and the only thing to do right now is wait it out.
I’ve been told to take codeine, naproxen, and ibuprofen and was told that it’s perfectly okay to take them all.
Remember when guys would say they had it bad because they can get kicked in the balls and how bad that hurts?
So not loving being a lady right now.
No one can beat Mozart
That didn’t make me feel better, just a bit more inferior.
Omfg "talk about" is a lot cuter than ask me
That awkward moment when you forget you’re mad at someone and start to wave to them anyways…
Snapchatting in public