skwair-one:

gigaguess:

mrsdevilla:

the-treble:

internationalgirl:

This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.

Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.

Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.

If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”

Good reason to have a cat :3 

2 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 142,150 notes

I’ve been told that I’m going to be fine

Ovarian cysts are a common problem among women and the only thing to do right now is wait it out.

I’ve been told to take codeine, naproxen, and ibuprofen and was told that it’s perfectly okay to take them all.

Remember when guys would say they had it bad because they can get kicked in the balls and how bad that hurts?

So not loving being a lady right now.

2 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 1 note
xorestesfastingx:

augmented-flute:

rosetylerforever:

No one can beat Mozart

That didn’t make me feel better, just a bit more inferior.

This^

xorestesfastingx:

augmented-flute:

rosetylerforever:

No one can beat Mozart

That didn’t make me feel better, just a bit more inferior.

This^

5 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 22,271 notes

Omfg "talk about" is a lot cuter than ask me

1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
2: Talk about your first kiss.
3: Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.
4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.
6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.
7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.
8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
10: Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.
11: Talk about the best dream you've ever had.
12: Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.
13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.
14: Talk about a vacation.
15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.
16: Talk about the best party you've ever been to.
17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.
20: Talk about something that happened in high school.
21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
22: Talk about your worst fear.
23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.
24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
25: Talk about an ex-best friend.
26: Talk about things you do when you're sick.
27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.
28: Talk about your fetishes.
29: Talk about what turns you on.
30: Talk about what turns you off.
31: Talk about what you think death is like.
32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.
34: Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.
35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.
37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
39: Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.
40: Talk about the end of something in your life.
7 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 567,716 notes

That awkward moment when you forget you’re mad at someone and start to wave to them anyways…

7 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 2 notes
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lolzpicx:

Snapchatting in public

lolzpicx:

Snapchatting in public

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what-the-hell-is-steampunk:

source

what-the-hell-is-steampunk:

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1 day ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 200 notes
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